| [13:105] And he did search from the highest peaks to the lowliest valleys, in his eternal quest for the unexpected. [13:106] And verily did note several interesting rock types and formations along the way. |
| [2:10] And my eyes beheld a hideous sight! Beastmen, strange creatures of flesh and fur, neither human nor animal! |
| [16:27] And on his travels he came across the works of many men*, and was humbled by their beauty. [16:28] So he did collect these works and categorise them to be seen for all eternity. *or women, i'm not prejudiced. |
| [12:5]And he was heard to exclaim "Seriously you guys, the parking around here sucks." [12:6]And I don't even think it's NCP.* *It's a British thing. |

| [5:68] And impoverished though he was, he still aspired to riches. [5:69] So on his travels he did put together a list of items sought, for one day he might aquire them. |
| [1:1] In the beginning, there was RJ. [1:2] Then on the first day, RJ doodles some furries, and saw that they were crap. [1:3] Then on the second day, RJ doodled some cars, and saw that they too were crap. [1:4] Then on the third day, RJ created his dA page, so that his crap might be brought to the attention of a wider audience. [1:5] Then on the fourth, fifth and sixth days RJ dossed around on the internet playing online FPSs until the seventh day when he remembered he had a dA page to upkeep and so hurriedly scribbled a load of drawings of whatever came into his head and stuck them on there too. [1:6] And he saw a linear continuation in terms of drawing quality with respect to his previous work. [1:7] And it was good. |