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You get more with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone.
Im a wack if ya get what I mean mate!
Zombie invasion!? Where!? Hey wait there arent any zombies!
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FOR (picture[1]) to (picture[++]) do;
Quality(picture++) -> Quality(picture[1])/6 + Quality(picture[++-1]);
UNTIL Quality -> "Unbelieviably awesome!"
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You get more with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone.
Im a wack if ya get what I mean mate!
Zombie invasion!? Where!? Hey wait there arent any zombies!
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Let's get furry'ous!
"Wisdom is something you get after doing something you were not surpose to be doing" Dragon Furry
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FOR (picture[1]) to (picture[++]) do;
Quality(picture++) -> Quality(picture[1])/6 + Quality(picture[++-1]);
UNTIL Quality -> "Unbelieviably awesome!"
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Let's get furry'ous!
"Wisdom is something you get after doing something you were not surpose to be doing" Dragon Furry
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FOR (picture[1]) to (picture[++]) do;
Quality(picture++) -> Quality(picture[1])/6 + Quality(picture[++-1]);
UNTIL Quality -> "Unbelieviably awesome!"
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Let's get furry'ous!
"Wisdom is something you get after doing something you were not surpose to be doing" Dragon Furry
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Always Random, just like that mountain of purple gummy bears over there.
I drink beer. Bear of Root. In a bottle with an A and a W on it.
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FOR (picture[1]) to (picture[++]) do;
Quality(picture++) -> Quality(picture[1])/6 + Quality(picture[++-1]);
UNTIL Quality -> "Unbelieviably awesome!"
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